Cristiano Ronaldo’s outburst cannot rescue Steve Clarke, as Hotline prognosticators foresee a singular outcome following the controversial statistics revelation.

The Tartan Army was filled with pride as Steve Clarke’s men denied Cristiano Ronaldo and his teammates entry to Hampden. As the superstar stormed down the tunnel and huffed at the full-time siren, Scotland was able to take advantage of numerous positives. Clarke’s team has only won one of their last 15 matches, a 2-0 friendly victory over Gibraltar in June, and have not won a competitive

game in over a year. Nevertheless, this does not end the longest winless streak in our nation’s history. Fife’s Eddie Easson, however, expressed his satisfaction with the outcome: “Scotland has not entirely resolved the issue, but it was a titanic struggle that was fought with their backs to the wall.” For Portugal, who is ranked eighth in the world, a draw against Scotland, who is ranked 52nd, is an exceptional outcome. Nevertheless, the typical idiots on this forum believe that we should consistently defeat teams such as Portugal.

Rothesay’s Jim McClean was unimpressed, stating, “We are now celebrating a 0-0 draw as a victory against a subpar Portugal team.” In the event that anyone has forgotten, including Steve Clarke, who is not a believer in statistics, the final result is a single victory in sixteen games. And Joe Graham, Garrowhill has also not been convinced by Clarke. He also detected irony as John Souttar excelled in the Hampden stalemate: “One win in sixteen games in domestic football would see the end of any first team coach.” It is ironic that Steve Clarke’s employment may have been preserved by a Rangers player. In the Scotland vs Portugal match, John Souttar was the Man of the Match. Unimpressed John Bruce intervened: “Steve Clarke celebrated a save by his goalkeeper and drew the game, resulting in no wins for him in 16 games.” “Expresses the entirety of Scotland’s manager.”