Breaking News: Newcastle has reportedly shocked potential challengers by signing a forgotten Chelsea striker for 33 million pounds.

Newcastle United wants to take Romelu Lukaku away from Chelsea when his loan with Roma is over.

Now is the silly season, when news sites all over the world get out their dartboards with names of players on them and throw darts into them with club crests on the flights to make a transfer story.

It was Voetbalkrant in Belgium this time who threw a Newcastle United dart into the board, where it hit Romelu Lukaku.

Rome’s Lukaku is still on track to score.

The 30-year-old striker from Chelsea is currently on loan at AS Roma. In 11 games, he has scored six goals and set up one more.

Without a doubt, Newcastle will be looking for a striker. Chelsea has set a price of around £33 million for the Belgian, which means Newcastle could afford to sign him. However, we don’t see any way this makes sense.

Lukaku comes back to the Premier League over and over again, but it never works out for him. Why would Newcastle take that chance?

We can do better than Lukaku, who is 30 years old.
Besides that, his age doesn’t make him a good fit for Newcastle’s transfer goal list either.

It’s a slow day at the newsroom, so let’s just link Newcastle United to a famous player without thinking about why it makes sense. They also said last week that Newcastle “dream” of getting him, so it looks like they’re pretty set on this one.

A few years ago, the thought of Romelu Lukaku playing for Newcastle would have made us excited. But now, we think we can really do better.